Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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