He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize