im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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