i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do herpes really smell.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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