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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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