Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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