I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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