OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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