sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
