your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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