Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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