What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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