My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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