There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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