i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You can't special order awesome
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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