Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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