it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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