I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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