You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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