walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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