making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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