no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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