i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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