You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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