Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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