I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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