My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She made me pour olive oil on her.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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