You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
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I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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