She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
