This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize