Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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