If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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