Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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