Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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