don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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