goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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