I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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