I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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