This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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