problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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