it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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