I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize
