sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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