u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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