you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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