you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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