Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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