So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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