That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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