Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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