If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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