you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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