what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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