I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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