Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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