Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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