he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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