you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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