You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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