Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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